Washington, D.C., is failing -- when it comes to ozone grade and particle pollution, according to a recent report by the American Lung Association., which ranks us No. 4 for highest ozone levels in the USA.

How can we improve our rating?

• Minimize high-altitude flights. That means, more flights in our airspace in smaller (read: private) jets.
• Chill out with the aerosol hair spray. We know this will be tough when you get invited to an 80s party, but we promise a good teasing comb will do the trick.

Well, at least it's a start, right?