Every heard a friend call someone birdbrain for doing something dumb? Well, there's a reason. ...

Experts are concluding that the sudden, mass deaths of birds in two states New Year's weekend probably came from disorientation and chaos caused by fireworks, says the Arkansas Game and Fish Commission.

Yes, you drunk a-holes in Arkansas and Wisconsin and your big illegal sparklers in the sky freaked the birds out. So, they flew into each other and died. 

Yeah, birdies aren't the brightest of creatures.

Now, all we need to do is put Katy Perry in a blackbird suit. ... Oh, wait. She has one.

Update on Wednesday, January 5, 2011 at 4:23PM by Kelly Ann

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