The next Speaker of the House, House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio), threw a Christmas party at Johnny's Half Shell last week.

Barbara Walters wasn't invited.

Bawa Wawa says he cries too much and is too emotional, which is probably why he left her off the guestlist.

Sure, he cries, but we disagree and think John is just a politickin' metrosexual.

Besides, those tears are nothing a shot of Prozac can't fix.