Arlington Rap's Remy Pokes Some TSA Fun

Remy is back at his rapping ways with a new song and video called "Do the TSA Pokey Pokey."

In true security line video format, Arlington's favorite condo fee-paying resident carefully explains every traveler's nightmare, the new TSA airport procedures.

Our favorite lines include:

• "I'm from the TSA - the only government agency that can check both the status of your flight...and your suppository."
• "And while we check out pictures of your naked body, we also check the contents of your bag. It looks like someone's about to wage a jihad -- on plaque!"

See also:

• The Wrap on Remy: An Interview with GoRemy

Texas Moves To Outlaw TSA Pat Downs

Earlier this week, we told you about former Miss USA Susie Castillo's run-in with the TSA at the Dallas-Fort Worth Airport.

Susie, like many a recent traveler, was given a pat-down by a TSA agent, which she says went too far and made her "feel violated."

Well, it seems she isn't the only one who has a problem with the TSA pat downs.  A bill, specifically aimed at curbing excessive pat downs at airports, is currently gaining ground in the Texas state legislature.

Under the state law, it would be illegal for security personal conducting searches at airports or public buildings to intentionally touch a person's crotch or other private area -- even over clothing -- without probable cause to do so.

The bill has already passed committee and is set for debate on the house floor before moving on to the state senate. 

Guess the TSA is learning that you don't mess with Texas. ...

Former Miss USA: TSA Patted Me Down And 'Touched My Vagina'

We're not anti-terrorism experts or anything -- but, you know who were pretty sure isn't carrying a bomb or a weapon onto a plane? Former Miss USA Susie Castillo.

Apparently, TSA agents of the Dallas Forth-Worth Airport thought otherwise and gave the 2002 Miss Massachusetts USA and 2003 Miss USA winner an enhanced pat down after she chose not go through the full body scanner out of fear of the effects of radiation.

Susie, who travels quite a bit, was no stranger to the enhanced pat down, but found this time it went too far and immediately recorded a video in the airport afterwards about what happened and uploaded it to YouTube.

A visibly upset Susie explains to the camera what happened when the the female TSA agent patted her down:

"The pat down was completely different than the one I got at LAX and I’m sure this woman was just doing her job, but she actually felt…touched my vagina."

Castillo adds later in the video (which you can catch below), "I completely feel violated."

Ugh! We bet.