We thought we were going to a spring garden party with Prince Charles of Wales.

So, we got all dressed up in our high heels, spring dresses and bonnets.

Big mistake.

There was no garden party goin' on at the Common Good City Farm. There were no mint juleps. There was no high tea.

All we saw was a ghetto-fabulous farm and HRH, coughing in the dirt dust.

#royalpartyfoul