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Here's Why Hurricane Sandy Is Just Like Olivia Newton-John's Character In 'Grease'

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Hurricane Sandy started off all nicey nice.

But, she's become a real crazy bizatch.

Sandy's grown from a sweet little girl to a cigarette-smoking, leather-pants wearing, lipstick-flaunting hooker --  just like Olivia Newton-John's character in that 1970s movie, "Grease." Or so the interwebs say.

Miss Newton-John's character was actually pretty hot in the film, but (I think I speak for all of us when I say this), In the end, this evil demon of a Sandy that's stopped the entire East-Coast show with her Final-Net sprayed hair and nasty red lips is not the one we want.
 

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