In case you've been wondering where all the zombies went, don't worry!

We found them.

The latest incident involving someone eating something strange thankfully does not involve a terrifying video of a naked man munching on another man's face. However, it's still pretty gross.

A man in Waco, Texas, got high on K2 (a form of synthetic marijuana) and scared away his neighbor by getting on his hands and knees and barking at him. As soon as his neighbor was gone, the man grabbed the guy's dog and started beating it before biting off chunks of its flesh.

The man was found sitting on the porch, covered in blood, by the cops. 

Seriously, guys, stop doing drugs. We don't think we can stomach any more of this nastiness.

DiD yOu KnOw? ... You might think we're joking about the impending zombie apocalypse, but ... did you know that the Center for Disease Control actually had a post up on their blog about the best ways to survive if the undead walk the Earth. Read more, here.

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