In case you forgot, Twitter is here to remind you that November is the best month of the year.

You might try to debate that until we tell you what's trending right now. ...

That's right, kids! It's once again time to celebrate one of the most hilarious traditions of the year: No Shave November!

Men all over the world will spend this month trying to grow out the best facial hair of all -- it's quite the competition. Please, Glittarazzi readers, if you're sporting a wacky beard this month, feel free to send it our way (@glittarazzi). 

And, ladies, remember: this is not a competition for you! Keep your razors well within reach, please.

How deep is your love for "Jersey Shore" star Snooki?

Deep enough to buy a pair of her new "Happy Feet" leopard print slippers? Our guess is, you're probably gonna go snag a pair right now.

While we're suckers for animal print (it's so in this season), we're not entirely sold on the slippers. Maybe we're just a little too scared to be confused for guidettes.

Hey -- that look might work for Jersey, but Capitol Hill isn't quite ready for us to walk in looking like Snooki!

Get your own pair at Kohl's.

Heeeere's Jorga!

Jorga Fox from CSI and Bob Barker of "The Price is Right" (who made Johnny Carson famous with his introduction), along with the Performing Animal Welfare Society, put their famous faces in front of Congress members at the Rayburn Building on Capitol Hill to advocate for better treatment of animal actors this week.

And, lucky us, we got up-close-and-personal with them!

Check out the pics!

It's the age-old dilemma: You want coffee, but you know you should have water. 

But, what if you could have water that has the benefit of coffee?

Enter Zoom Water [@zoomwater] -- the latest caffeinated bottled water to hit the market.

We love learning about new companies, so we checked out its blog and got to know Zoom Water a little bit better. And, we discovered that not only does it give you that jolt you want and the hydration you crave ... the bottles are recyclable, but also oxybiodegradable (which means that they will break down naturally after two to three years instead of taking decades to break down like other water bottles).

More we didn't know: you can already get it in the gourmet food section of Amazon (check it!).
 

Washington Capitals' Left Winger and Captain Alex Ovechkin [@ovi8] told Glittarazzi, at the unveiling of his new wax figure at Madame Tussaud's, that he might be a popular movie character for Halloween.

“Me and (Washington Capital) Nicklas Backstrom are probably going to be Dumb and Dumber. I’m going to be Jim Carrey and he is going to be Jeff Daniels. We look like them, so it’s cool.”

We can sort of see the resemblance, but we think the duo makes a cuter couple than Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels. Can someone say bromance?

Hmm, we wonder if the guys actually did dress up Like "Dumb and Dumber" -- because that would've been a Halloween treat for anyone, hunting for door-to-door candy, on Ovi's street!
 

Monday night, two members of The Doors played at The Birchmere in Alexandria, Va.: Robby Krieger and Ray Manzarek.

Since we are such big fans, we got a tip where they were staying and went to their hotel -- where we kindly asked the hotel to call their rooms to see if they'd come and pose for pics with us.

Ray nicely said he couldn't come down, but Robby did! He signed our friend's guitar and his vinyl case and CD. Our friend's guitar is a model of one of Robby's guitars, which is so nice, in fact, that Robby even asked if he could buy it.

We are really, really impressed. (Glittarazzi tried to get an interview earlier, but the publicist said no, they were busy (or something), yada, yada. So, this was icing on the cake.)

Huge shoutout to Robby for coming down to say hello to us!
 

There's a reason why we loyally stalk Chrissy Teigen's Twitter, folks.

Not only is the girl hot as hell, she's got the best sense of humor we've seen in a model.

She reminded us of how much we love her this week, when she responded to a tweet asking for a full-body picture -- by linking to a website that hacks into your browser when you click on it, goes straight to Google, and types in "Chrissy Teigen bikini pics."

And, that's the reason why that's the last search on our browsing history. Not because, you know, we decided we wanted to look at Chrissy Teigen in a bikini or anything.

We love you, Chrissy! Happy Halloween week, girl.

All right, guys.

We're all about letting your freak flag fly -- (Duh! Have you seen any of the things Team Glittarazzi tweets?) -- but, this is a little too much.

Courtney Stodden, 17, and her 51-year-old husband, Doug Hutchinson, are officially #winning this year's creepiest celeb halloween costume contest.

What did they dress up as? Sluts. 

We know you all love Bruno Mars, but would you still love him if he switched genres, say, from pop to hair metal?

Oh, yeah. Bruno went going full-on '80s for Halloween.

We're mostly impressed by his band's name: "Chrome Nipple." We didn't realize Bruno could be that hardcore. It's actually a little scary.

Clearly, Bruno just pulled a "Mean Girls" Lindsay Lohan stunt. He forgot you don't dress up like a freak for Halloween anymore. Now, you just throw on some lingerie and some animal ears and call it a night.

Bruno, our advice is: just say no to hair metal hair.

We're hearing your thoughts and concerns about Kim Kardashian's divorce from Kris Humphries, but enquiring @Glittarazzi minds want to know ... what happens to the 20.5 carat ring -- and does Kris Jenner have to give her $50K wedding facelift back? (Ouch!)

From our Nation's Capital to Hollywood, Twitterland reacts to Kim Kardashian's wedding: 
 

• lol it hasnt even been 90 days her sex tape lasted longer lmao - @shaival112
• It should be sold and the money should be given to charitable causes... It was ridiculous anyway. #WastefulSuperficialWorld - @BeUtifulEnigma7
• I think we are starting 2 C the world of reality imploding- just my opinion. - @lisarinna
• Marry someone because you LOVE them and want to spend the rest of your life with them! not so you can make 72 million and be more famous SAD - @lisarinna
• She still wins. Because you all will watch the show and buy the magazine divorce covers. It will never end. Joke is on us. - @chrissyteigen
• I don't think I can be on twitter for the rest of the day. I can't hear anymore about this shit. Even joke wise. I don't think it's funny. - @chrissyteigen
• Do they have to return the gifts??? - @BravoAndy
• I'll marry @KrisHumphries next and settle for a smaller ring. - @brittneyburgett
• BREAKING: Kim K is single again and the McRib is back... Black men are having the best week of their lives. @breakingnews
• LOL @ Kim K!!! I knew that shit was a joke. They are both jokes and two jokes aren't funny when put together. - GB (via email)
• Kim Kardashian sold the rights to her wedding for $17.9 million. Her marriage lasted 72 days. That comes to a nifty $10,358.80 per hour. - @DVNJr
• 'You can't turn a ho into a housewife' - something Kris Humphries realized 72 days too late - @SororityProblem
• Does he get half of her shit? How's this work? - @chris_manzo
• #Thingslongerthankimsmarriage the NBA Lockout. - @HadiRaps 
   

Meet Kim Kardashian's divorce attorney, Laura Wasser.

She is a 43-year-old Los Angeles celebrity divorce attorney that Maria has hired to represent her in a potential case against her husband, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Laura's client list includes:

• Maria Shriver
• Angelina Jolie
• Britney Spears
• Christina Aguilera
• Stevie Wonder
• Kiefer Sutherland
• Nick Lachey
• Britney Spears
• Patricia Arquette 

She also represented Ann Lopez in her divorce from George Lopez; Robyn Moore in her divorce from husband Mel Gibson; Karen Caufield in her divorce from billionaire Frank Caufield; Slash in his divorce from Perla Farrar; Linkin Park's Chester Bennington; Offspring's Dexter Holland; Korn's Jonathan Davis and members of Tool.

In other words, we are feeling very sorry for Kris Humphries. Right. About. Now. 

Need a good divorce attorney? Want a pit bull in your rolodex? Visit Laura online.

Team @Glittarazzi is abuzz this morning, saying, "Say it ain't so!"

But, it is.

Kim Kardashian filed for divorce this morning from Kris Humphries -- with Hollywood Divorce Attorney Laura Wasser. The official date of separation: Oct. 31, 2011.

Hey, I'm not upset. I predicted this before they walked down the aisle, which means I won the office pool. The whole thing screams publicity stunt. Forgive my French, but that wedding was some fake-a$$ schizza.

"I'm pissed! I think the whole thing was bullsh*it lies. It is supposed to be reality TV, but it's planned," Glittarazzi Co-Founder Ali Lewis [@BarbieDoesDC], who was in love with the pair -- and watched the wedding -- said when she heard the news. "I hope her fans retaliate against her. They shouldn't play with marriage."

Shame, shame, shame, K clan. 

Via Team Glittarazzi & Makeda Saggau-Sackey