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Romney Storm Tips: Frankenstorm Fears Spawn Fake 'N' Funny Viral Twitter Account

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President Obama canceled his campaign stops so he could keep a close eye on Sandy as it threatens the East Coast.

Meanwhile, GOPer Mitt Romney is making the rounds on the Left Coast -- and the Twittersphere.

Introducing "Romney Storm Tips," which is a collection of some of the funniest things we've (not) heard Mitt say in a long time.

Here's a peek:

  • Everyone in the path of the hurricane should head to their second or third home to safety #Sandy #RomneyStormTips
  • We are currently on the phone with the Red Cross helping them set up temporary tax cut shelters for #Sandy 
  • Remember, if you're in Ohio and thinking of voting early for Obama, don't leave the house! #MittStormTips #Sandy 
  • Attn residents of Manhattan you must self deport the island before #Sandy gets here #RomneysStormTips cc: @amaeryllis 
  • #Sandy just shut down Wall Street on Monday... Hurricanes are socialists and anti-free market 
  • Make sure if your wife has a couple of Cadillacs they are safely stored up high via your car elevators. #RomneyStormTips #Sandy


We're not sure who is behind this clever Twitter account, but it's got us LOLing all the way to our second homes.


Follow @RomneyStormTips on Twitter



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