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Pimpin' For Paul: Bunny Ranch Dumps President Obama, Endorses GOP Candidate

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GOP Presidential Candidate Ron Paul's followers always surprise us, but this week a new group of his fans really knocked us off of our political high horse.

One of the USA's most famous brothels is endorsing Ron for POTUS.

Dennis Hof, owner of Nevada's Bunny Ranch, located just outside of Las Vegas, made the announcement this week after he polled his female workers on their opinions of Barack Obama and the GOP candidates.

"We thought real closely about supporting [Newt] Gingrich -- because he's a cheater -- and we like cheaters," he said. 

And, Dennis said the Bunny Ranch girls probably would have supported President Barack Obama, but they are upset because he signed a bill that allows the human consumption of horse meat. (The well-being of horses is an important issue  in the "wild, wild west.")

So, since Nevada allows its counties to license brothels (and Dennis and his more than 500 gals work in that industry), "we decided to go with the guy that's more about state's rights -- and that's Ron Paul," he said.

Wait a minute. Horses?!

Well, we 100% don't want to eat horses. Who knew? Thank you, Bunny Ranchers for shedding light on this important issue.

And we hought whores were dumb. ...

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Note: The Bunny Ranch is offering a January special in honor of Ron Paul -- two bunnies for the price of one -- for patrons that stop by and say: "I'm pimping for Paul.”
 


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