GLiTTARAZZi » Critique of the Beauty Queens http://www.glittarazzi.com/blog Wed, 09 Jun 2010 17:57:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 What Would Lily Munster Say? http://www.glittarazzi.com/blog/2010/02/08/gray-streaks-hair-trend/ http://www.glittarazzi.com/blog/2010/02/08/gray-streaks-hair-trend/#comments Tue, 09 Feb 2010 03:18:33 +0000 Kelly Ann Collins http://www.glittarazzi.com/blog/?p=4743 lily-munster

Gray streaks.

At first glance, they’re confusing.

On the double-take, they bring pangs of nausea to the stomach.

And, on third glance, these freakish things have the ability to turn an innocent bystander’s own hair gray.

I haven’t understood them since I saw them on Lily Munster (which seemed appropriate) — but, one thing’s certain: the gals in these pics need to wash this ugly trend right outta their hair.

Kate Moss is hot, but the hair on her head is not! Wash that gray outta your hair, please, Miss Thang!

Kate Moss is hot, but the hair on her head is not! Wash that gray outta your hair, please, Miss Thang!

And, here we have Ashley Olsen -- a gal I've' always been convinced tries to make herself look like an old hag with baggy clothing a bug-eyed sunglasses. But now, she's really done it with these gray streaks. Haggard-looking, Ashley ... mission accomplished!

And, here we have Ashley Olsen. From baggy clothing to bug-eyed sunglasses, I've' always been convinced this gal tries to make herself look like an old hag. Now, she's really done it with these gray streaks. Haggard-looking, Ashley. Mission accomplished!

The hottest gray I've seen all month is on this Chanel model. It's ugly, yes, but she's being paid to do it ... and so, she's forgiven.

The hottest gray I've seen all month is on this Chanel model. It's ugly, yes, and it's fake hair (extensions -- ick!). But she's being paid to do it, so, this fake senior citizen is forgiven.

The Christian Dior couture show took place in Paris only moments ago, and as it went down it was lovingly covered by all your favorite bloggers, journalists and industry insiders. (Except your very favorites, of course, because we are still in New York). A reporter from Grazia Tweeted: "At Dior. Not best pleased to be watching couture through 13 year old Tavi's hat" and followed it up with a photo of Dior Couture as seen through the enormous feather hairbow of the blogging Wunderkind.

January's Christian Dior couture show went down just fab, and was covered by all the hottest fashion bloggers, journalists and industry insiders. One reporter, however, was kinda of mad as she tweeted: "At Dior. Not best pleased to be watching couture through 13-year-old Tavi's hat" -- and gray hair. (The same reporter posted this pic right after her tweet.)

Ahh, here is little 13-year-old Tavi -- and her gray head -- from the front view.

Ahh, here is little 13-year-old Tavi -- and her gray head -- from the front view. She's totally cute, but ... lookin' a little like my Grandma on a brisk Fall day. Tsk, tsk, blog girl!

Stacy should know What Not To Wear. ...

Gray's not for everyone. Stacy should've told 'em what not to wear. ...

]]> http://www.glittarazzi.com/blog/2010/02/08/gray-streaks-hair-trend/feed/ 0