From The Book of KACism …

Rule 1: Never walk your own dog – even if he really has to go. Just toss him to a reporter, bodyguard or waiter. Let them deal.

Rule 2: Never open the limo door – even if it means sitting in the backseat all night long.

Rule 3: If you don’t come to our party tomorrow … you stand no chance in hell of ever being close to women this fine.

(Psst … if you can tell me who these chicks are, and why they like to smile ‘n’ bend their knees, I’ll buy you a drink tonight.)