Party Crashing 101

Last month, we discovered a major flaw in the National Security Agency.

But, this month, we’re all about exposing some of the Secret Service’s biggest problems — with the top one being that Secret Service agents (much like the NSA folks) spend too much time on Facebook.

“The Secret Service admitted Thursday to doing a little detective work via Facebook when Director Mark Sullivan told the Homeland Security Committee exactly how they found out about the party crash heard ’round the world,” according to the Washington Examiner. …

“Was it your own discovery that some interlopers had entered?” questioned Del. Eleanor Holmes Norton, D-D.C.

“We did not discover that on our own,” Sullivan replied. “We were advised of it the following day.”

“Advised by who, sir?” Norton inquired.

“Facebook.”

Just. Shoot. Us. Now.

Editor’s Note: For the record, we love Tareq and Michaele … they’re a lot of fun. ;-)